Gift For Men

Is your man an oddball? Then he’ll love some of these weird gifts. After visiting several online communities we found the weirdest gifts for men. Keep in mind that each one of these gifts might come off as disgusting, repulsive, and down right nasty. These gifts wouldn’t be appropriate for men who are your boss, co-workers, or your relatives. Remember that some gifts are only appropriate for certain occasions. The only occasion that these gifts are appropriate for are when you’re getting a divorce. As for the list, here are all the weirdest gifts that we could find.

#7 Egg Yolk Stress Relief Toy

This made the list as one of the oddest stress relief toys that you’ll ever be able to find. The toy features an actual egg yolk inside of it. The best part about this toy is that it doesn’t matter how much you squeeze, pull, or smash the egg yolk will never break. Another one of the cool features about this toy is the fact that you can throw it up against your wall and see how water would react.

After throwing it up against a wall the toy would then return to it’s original form. The only problems with the toy is that they have a tendency to break. After reading a few reviews the toy doesn’t last long depending how you play with it. However in the toys defense the people who played with it were throwing it up against the wall. A stress relief toy is intended to be squeezed by your hands.

#6 Cat-A-Pult

How would you like to annoy your co-workers and become the most hated guy at the office? If that sounds good to you then check out the Cat-A-Pult to the right. With the Cat-A-Pult you can launch cats, chickens, and pigs into their cubicles. What the toy does is simply launch objects much like a catapult would. The toy doesn’t require any winding. All you have to do is place an object on the launch pad then pull the trigger.

While the cat-a-pult might be fun to play with I wouldn’t recommend bringing it to your office. There is nothing that will get a man fired faster than launching chickens it’s your co-workers cubicles. However if you have kids it might be fun to send him to school with this. Instead of shooting spit-wads at his friends he could just launch a cow. We’re almost certain it won’t hurt (that much).

#5 Pooping Reindeer Candy

Would you allow a reindeer in to your house and let him poop all over your furniture? We didn’t think you would. What if we told you he pooped chocolate? We thought you would! The pooping reindeer is a candy dispenser that’s high inappropriate. Instead of dispensing of it’s candy like a normal toy the pooping reindeer poops!

This gift is the perfect stocking stuffer for the boys. In fact I received this toy as a gift last Christmas. The toy didn’t last long before I destroyed it. However for the five minutes we had together it was extremely fun. The best part about the toy is that it only cost a couple bucks!

#4 Reserve a Spot in Heaven

Afraid that you’re loved ones are going to go to hell? Then reserve him a spot in heaven. This one of a kind program allows ordinary people to buy tickets into heaven. This one of a kind program can be found here: Reserve a Spot in Heaven. This one of a kind package includes a certificate of registration in the Book of Light. Which guarantee’s you 100% acceptance into heaven.

On top of that you’ll also get a first class ticket into heave. Why walk to heaven when you can fly? You’ll also get the official heaven identification card and an informational guide that will help you get acquainted with the land. Why spend hours of your time in Sunday school when you can just reserve a spot now? You’ll never have to get baptized or worry about the dark lord ever again.

#3 Land on the Moon

Any real estate location will tell you that the secret to investing in property is it’s location. Why not buy some land on the moon? This one of a kind opportunity allows you to invest directly into the moon. Imagine what all you’re friends will be saying once we’ve started developing the moon for commercial real estate? Right now they might all make fun of you for investing in moon land. When the price sky rockets you’ll definitely have the last laugh!

We might be exaggerating on that one. However you can buy land on the moon similar to buying a star. All you get is a certificate saying that you own the land. The only problem is that governments and people will never recognize your ownership. Still it’s always fun to tell your friends that you bought some land on the moon to see what they would say.

#2 Powdered Alcohol

Is you’re man a struggling alcoholic? Then why not make his condition worse by buying powdered alcohol. This gift is a powdered mix that can be taken with any substance. All you have to do is add the solution to your drink of choice. Presto! You’ll be getting drunk in no time.

The only problem with this gift is that it’s extremely difficult to find in the United States. The only place that I could find them is in the United Kingdom. Even after looking in the United Kingdom the gift was extremely difficult to buy. However showing up to my A.A. meetings then mixing this into my coffee makes it all worth it.

#1 Reserve a Spot in Hell

Maybe you’re man wasn’t good to you. How about instead of reserving him a spot in heaving you get him his own special place in hell? This is the perfect gift for the man who broke your heart, cheated on you, and used you! With your mans reservations in hell he’s guaranteed to spend an eternity burning in a lake of fire.

The official website can be found here: Reserve a Spot in Hell. The best part about this gift is that it comes with a one way ticket straight to hell. You don’t have to worry about spending extra for a round trip. When you reserve a spot in hell you’re guaranteed an eternity of pain and suffering!